Sunday, July 22, 2012

Homeland Security Wants You To Get Raped At The Movie Theatre!!!

The Department of Homeland Security following the 'Batman' Movie Massacre are saying they want to work with Movie Theatres to make sure nothing like this ever happens again.

So if you want to see a movie at the Movie Theatre, you may have to get raped to see it or even get microwaved by the porn maker machine (Body Scanner).

So all those people that ever told you when you came against the TSA, "Well Just Don't Fly!", will now tell you "Well Just Don't Watch A Movie!".

Soon this will even grow even worse and there will be check points for you to stop your car and get violated.

Soon your annoying friend may just tell you, "Well Just Don't Move!".

This statism needs to end. The Government is now committing a problem, reaction, solution to get what they want; just like what they do with every major event, and this only leads to less freedom and liberty.


Brandon Immel is the Editor, Writer, and Reporter for Lemon Global. He is currently running for Ohio's 98th District State Representative for 2014 and is the Director of an Ohio based Protest Organization Group called Pro-(1)ne.

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